Shark! Shark! Shark!

<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Shark in the Water! Shark kills SWIMMER!</span></span> News 10 in the air <span style="font-weight:bold;">LIVE</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span> reports at 6,7,8,11,4,5,6 and 7p.m.!<br />News 7/39 our chopper has been in the air 4 hours this morning!<br /><br />(Breathless!)<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Shark OMG Shark EATS SWIMMER!</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><img src="http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/6499/ahhh1gv.gif" alt="Running Away In Circles"/><br />SHARK!<br /></span><div style="text-align:center;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhof_LpbN2nHZcBEwrAJX_ZICATY2Nm2EmJiuql24k5JzBF8_5N_rJVNtPEV73UfaHrbT-lVKH8UViLkfEQla7bLpJbWpLk8p_ikIykJqldDltrQmBYH4-SXhu4V64vEWqucn_WScGyjJ-R/s1600-h/19sharkDM_468x591.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhof_LpbN2nHZcBEwrAJX_ZICATY2Nm2EmJiuql24k5JzBF8_5N_rJVNtPEV73UfaHrbT-lVKH8UViLkfEQla7bLpJbWpLk8p_ikIykJqldDltrQmBYH4-SXhu4V64vEWqucn_WScGyjJ-R/s400/19sharkDM_468x591.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193266428464312418" border="0"/></a> SCARY SHARK PIC!<br /></div><br /><br />Mayor of Solana Beach has <span style="font-size:130%;">LIVE</span> News Conference to talk about <span style="font-size:130%;">DEAD</span> Swimmer <span style="font-size:130%;">KILLED</span> by a Shark, possibly a <span style="font-size:180%;">MAN EATING GREAT WHITE SHARK!<br /></span><br />We don't know for sure because we are not marine biologists just graduates of the <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q40/ddhsd/Humor/midimage.jpg"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barbizon</span></a> School of TV Infotainment!<br /><br />Where the hell is Richard Dreyfuss! (uh guys the world famous <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.sio.ucsd.edu/">Scripps Institute of Oceanography</a> is 8 miles SOUTH ask them!)<br /><br />Mayor assures beach goers the <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">CLOSING OF THE BEACHES</span></span> is just a <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Precautionary Move,</span></span> and that shark attacks are <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">RARE!</span></span><br /><br />Chief Brody Hyperventilates and screams Your Honor didn't we go hash this out 30 years ago!<br />Yes listen to the Chief folks and just,,,<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">STAY OUT OF THE WATER!</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align:center;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYotJlpJTX0wdJJXt4GILOcqlJvrt5XpsVMJ8YUs_J6lqCloHwMKekSOI4mtaCbrH_82QwM51cLlBeryb8IZ77bsTz5Z4LQyG8ixMR_qvRGxqUcLDi7_Ttkl3pv9P8wuNcNgHdix0jVLcn/s1600-h/Shark.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYotJlpJTX0wdJJXt4GILOcqlJvrt5XpsVMJ8YUs_J6lqCloHwMKekSOI4mtaCbrH_82QwM51cLlBeryb8IZ77bsTz5Z4LQyG8ixMR_qvRGxqUcLDi7_Ttkl3pv9P8wuNcNgHdix0jVLcn/s400/Shark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193267102774177906" border="0"/></a>News 7/39 Looking for Great White and finding porpoise,grey whales,seals,killer whales & surfers(whateva DUDE!) but no GREAT WHITE SHARK!<br /></div><br />DeWayne here the above post is how my Blog would read if I were in TV News!<br />I kid you not the local news has been on the air LIVE since 8 this morning reporting the death of a Surfer or swimmer in Solana Beach (beach community about 8 miles north of Blacks Beach) Live helicopter shots (some choppers have had to refuel 3 times) and yes they are all fixating on any large animal in the water.<br /><br />The irony of all this more surfers and swimmers were killed in Car accidents GOING TO THE BEACH last year than from Shark Attacks!<br /><br />Yes a man died but hey how many 66 year old tri-athletes get killed by a shark off the California coast? Not very many!<br /><br />A couple of links<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/northcounty/20080425-1113-bn25shark2.html">San Diego Union-Tribune<br /></a><br /><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9092HQ80&show_article=1">Fatal Attack</a><br />KNSD NBC 7 San Diego <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.nbcsandiego.com/index.html">LIVE FATAL SHARK ATTACK LIVE NOW FEED:<br /></a><br /><br /><iframe class="embeddedvideo" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hZgMJ-WFzPg&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="355" width="425"></iframe><br /><br /><iframe class="embeddedvideo" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/92yHyxeju1U&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="355" width="425"></iframe>